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P. Diddy's Pocket Crosswords

1. Percy the Fire Engines is now on sale as a full shield.
2. Ooh.
3. Werewolves aren't relevant.
4. Cheesy Bubbles- the Movie has now been renamed Moggle Pics.
5. Werewolves are very relevant indeed.
Scene 4: (Sammy is in the garage)
Sammy: Oi!
Gerald: Hey!
Chapter 93: Dumbledore walked up the cold stone steps to the leopard restaurant. He had no idea that Bilbo Baggins was lying in wait for him, covered in sawdust and baked beans.

Yo! At least, that's what the pickles said.

The wishing well is translucent

1. Wow.
2. The elephant couldn't fit in the Smarties tube, so he became a fishmonger.
3. The postman fell over.
4. RS- Road Shark.
5. Spies love to eat dead lobsters, especially when they're dead.
6. The duck loved hippopotomonstrosesquippedalianism, so he cried "I've got the flu!"
7. See step 495.



















































495. Never eat the divine vacuum cleaner or you will perish by fire and water and biscuit crumbs/

The empire of caterpillars

Yo.
When the elevator dies, the field will rise, and the army general will say 'Fire at Will!'. Poor Will.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.

TNT- Trigonometrical Nitrogen Toys

The elephant was nervous. It was the seventeenth day out for the robo-tube 4000.
1. D'oh.
2. Double d'oh.
3. The aeroplane jumped off the cliff sadly.
4. When the acrostic poem maker exploded, the candlesticks all snapped.

Jonglenese Phrasebook

Hello- Oi!
Goodbye- Push off!
My name is...- I am the Mighty and Most Honourable...
What's your name?- Who are you supposed to be?
Where am I?- Oi, mate, gimme a map!
Please- I'll kill you if you don't do it.
Sorry- Whatever
Thank you- That's nice mate, now push off!
I like...- Gimme some...
Do you like...- You can't have it, ha ha ha!
Do you speak English?- Oi, d'you speak proper language?

Monopoly- the official car crash situation

Chapter 49: I have no clue of the people. They wander, turned to stone in the darkness of Davy Jones' Locker. Boo-hoo-hoo! What? It wasn't a cheesecake after all! Comic Relief was attacked by a burger. They fell off the bridge into the river. Did you know that socks are magnetic? Roman diamond thief states:
1. When 2+5=4, it's time to go and buy some soil.
2. Implant tree into hospital roof.
3. Heat mug of toast to 50,000ºC.
4. Stand on hands (either yours or someone else's) for 36 minutes while playing the violin.