1. Ogres don't hurt a bit.
2. If it eats you, eat it back.
3. Nocturnal robots haven't any cheese- this is relevant.
4. Where's the toilet?
5. Ha ha ha ha not funny.
6. I think my puppy has dissolved.
7. Oh.
8. Ecce homo! (Spoken by 'Tinky Winky' in 'Genesis 34:14 Verse 4')
9. Choice comedic effect, e.g. caterpillar dung, Harry Potter's left sock.
10. The fifth moon of Jupiter is called Sharon. It's made of Velcro, and has 3 eyes and 5 noses. It was born in Paris, where it started learning to sell fishfingers for a job. After it was fire, it donated its big toenails to Comic Relief. Then it died, at a young age of 384 and a half. Poor thing.
Friday, 3 August 2007
Thursday, 2 August 2007
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
