Chrisrmas

Once upon a bin, there was a tax avoider, stealing fake diamonds for his sons 442 birthday party. Meanwhile, back in the batcave, spiderman couldn't work out how to install this small puzzle part into his pants drawer, then he slipped on a bar of soapy uranium and fell straight into the laundry contanier. The the old tractor wheel axel museum closed down as people were having to camp outside to witness the insanley tasty food the cafe was selling, and they were selling 2 sausage rolls for the price of 60, a great offer. So thats how i found the 482 pound note on the street outside the cinema.

The wonderful world of wierd

The most ridiculous peices of glue in the world are usually made in the Phillipines, which means India is like well economical in the fact that UK streetlights now have green poles, so that is how the DJ tripped over all the wires and fell onto the CD player, so it played "Pharao Jacko."
Also in the locoational news, the huge classicl music concert was cancelled due to chavs jumping up and down and rocking to the beat, and the fridgefreezer of the managers house "exploded".

Why I like Oyster like cheesecakes

Once upon a time in the year 14852, there wasn'nt a huge binbag called Fred. So Jimmy ran of with his freind to play "it" which was like tag, but without the silly american burger king cheese grating noncece.

Scene 4

Bobby rushed down the hall to meet his old pal, who had been living in Fred the binbag for 6 years. Bobby then saw a whole load of dudes watching shrek4+4=8 so he stopped and joined the fun.

In the days of 53,,,, He sailed oute tooe sea Merilly Meriily Merrily Sailed ou to seeeeeieieieieieeeeeee. (a.k.a sea)

How I did maybe not fart just then

mmmm. I'm like well bored so perhaps you should consider doing activitys such as shed building, and yoga, and making those little circuit boards for printer manufacturing companies which help wit the degrouping of the mobile phone chargers.

Chapter 887, "Go away!" Screamed Bill, "I like you so much, lets do potter's wheels together."

Which super hero are you?

Once upon a time there was this wiredo who was like well economical, and he really defininetly certainly did not probablly perhaps not want to be maybe a wiredo for example. The board game "Scrabopoly" Consisting of the two DVD cover making factories are certainly maybe surely not all that relavent. Once again, watering plants has most definetly been unbanned, due to oblong shaped swear words eliminating the little company who make digital camera lenses.

Chapter 113:And all the baby rabbits went to sleep

Why my sister cannot read Greek

In this catastrophic world of evil, dentists, and other dustbin-shaped utensils, I have come to a conclusion that life is very completely not blue like it used to be. Take, for example, the famous comedy horror audio play of 'Granny of the Wet Snail'. In this awfully sublime and slightly acidic-tasting story, the protagonist Joe counters many psychologically disturbed icebergs on his electric scooter, but that's not all the problem is. Somewhere, lurking deep inside the dark, damp pipes of the toilet inside Gregory Martin's house in a small, peaceful village, is the most terrifying monster of all. The Ubisedoft. This incredibly yellow beast that lurks inside the dishwashers of house that have a cat called Tim, has round its neck the key that can be used to scratch the paint of the wall of the Houses of Parliament revealing a twelve-letter code underneath the paintwork that can be used to unlock a door into the side of a small, long-forgotten brick building that was once used by a gardener called Andrew that contains a key to a padlock that is on a large box in a forest in Romania that has a piece of paper inside which is the code to a safe in Switzerland that contains several different cheeses, and the dots on those cheeses are Morse code telling the opener to travel to Moscow and find an old woman who would never be seen wearing pink as her dead husband is blind and she shall tell the geographical coordinates of the prison cell, that is hidden deep inside the ocean floor, somewhere in the Indian Ocean, where the title character, the GRANNY OF THE WET SNAIL is locked up, seeking revenge against some red headed girl called Sapphire.

This highly disturbing play gives an example of why the world is less blue than it used to be. I hope you shall listen to this CD, not available anywhere legal or that has a Chinese owner. Thank you.

The art of artwork

Why bother with the televisual box toilet cravings, I mean what is the point of bob the builder shooting th bin over with a sniper rifle? What happened was Jimmy Brockman licking a 25 year old lollipop which was at the bottom of the recycilg bin, when the queen's 32nd favoroite butler binned the repot on exo-thermic-dynamical cheese packaging factory's coffee machine. That's how the whole thing didn't probbably start.