The most ridiculous peices of glue in the world are usually made in the Phillipines, which means India is like well economical in the fact that UK streetlights now have green poles, so that is how the DJ tripped over all the wires and fell onto the CD player, so it played "Pharao Jacko."
Also in the locoational news, the huge classicl music concert was cancelled due to chavs jumping up and down and rocking to the beat, and the fridgefreezer of the managers house "exploded".
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Monday, 2 November 2009
Why I like Oyster like cheesecakes
Once upon a time in the year 14852, there wasn'nt a huge binbag called Fred. So Jimmy ran of with his freind to play "it" which was like tag, but without the silly american burger king cheese grating noncece.
Scene 4
Bobby rushed down the hall to meet his old pal, who had been living in Fred the binbag for 6 years. Bobby then saw a whole load of dudes watching shrek4+4=8 so he stopped and joined the fun.
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