Texting with mobile phones

1. Apple Juice is really not on.
2. Trampolines relate to this by there internal or external springs.
3. Then please sign on the door handle.
Room 19 is the Bouncy Ball company chairman's office.
Notice: please shut the window while saving computer documents incase they blow away
Ok, I'm just being silly now

Bits and stuff

1. Mobile phones ring. Esspecialy during easter time.

2.Cheesecake relates to bus stops and doorknobs

Chapter 52: Lenny Jones was not having a good day. He had walked into a really clean window.

3. The Simpsons are a famous American TV show. So is the American News.

4. Worldwide joysticks are made in Arabia.

And there you have your perfect ice cream sandwich, enjoy!

The Wonderful world of Christmas

Christmas first began being celebrated duing 1,00,00 ad. They had partys which were ruinined by moonwalking yoghurut pots. Then some guy called Santa Claus used hid super apple nog spraying caton of milk and fought them back to pluto HORRAY!

When your are frightfully Happy:

You should go to the kitchen sink and get out you fishing rod, your platypus bait and your cheese grater and weld them together and go fishing with it. Use your laptop to acess the file calles the eggnog geek smelly windowsill and eat it.

Now you are fit for bird watching (!)