Chrisrmas

Once upon a bin, there was a tax avoider, stealing fake diamonds for his sons 442 birthday party. Meanwhile, back in the batcave, spiderman couldn't work out how to install this small puzzle part into his pants drawer, then he slipped on a bar of soapy uranium and fell straight into the laundry contanier. The the old tractor wheel axel museum closed down as people were having to camp outside to witness the insanley tasty food the cafe was selling, and they were selling 2 sausage rolls for the price of 60, a great offer. So thats how i found the 482 pound note on the street outside the cinema.