Why I like Oyster like cheesecakes

Once upon a time in the year 14852, there wasn'nt a huge binbag called Fred. So Jimmy ran of with his freind to play "it" which was like tag, but without the silly american burger king cheese grating noncece.

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Bobby rushed down the hall to meet his old pal, who had been living in Fred the binbag for 6 years. Bobby then saw a whole load of dudes watching shrek4+4=8 so he stopped and joined the fun.