Fire Brigade Duties

"Hey!" screamed Herry. "Eat my apple juice!"
"I'm trying, boss!" mumbled Jerry. They were standing on a building with a penguin.
"Squeak!" said the penguin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" screamed Herry. He died, and Jerry and the penguin got married and lived happily ever... not! Jerry died of food poisoning, and the penguin was hung for treason after killing the Queen. They had three sons, Ollie, Bob, and Chris, but Ollie was burned at the stake by a lobster, Chris drowned trying to brush his teeth, and Bob had seventeen sons before he was murdered by a reincarnation of Henry VIII. The sons were: Bobby, Charlie, Alex, David, Peter, Richard, Julian, Jack, William, Samuel, Rob, Emilius, Henry, Jerry, Michael, Andrew, and John O'Bobby Cristiano Wolfgang Wozza Muff. Bobby had his head cut off by a fox that he nearly ran over, Charlie was executed by a Bionicle, Alex tripped over playing football, David watched too much TV so he exploded, Peter was blown up by terrorists, Richard died of a heart attack on Halloween, Julian was shot in the head by Father Christmas, Jack did of boredom after all his possessions were pushed off a cliff in a shopping trolley, William was forced to stay with his Great Aunt Grizelda who was a cannibal and ate him, Samuel fell off a cliff into the sea, Rob was poisoned by a Government poisoner, Emilius went to war in Iraq and got blasted to bits by a nuclear bomb, Henry's brain exploded during a Maths lesson, Jerry went to stay with a scientist and accidentally got transported back in time and got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Michael fell down the stairs and had serious brain damage, Andrew's bottom was mistaken for a dartboard in the World Darts Championships, and John O'Bobby Cristiano Wolfgang Wozza Muff died of old age.
The End!